AI parody character — not the real Brian Schottenheimer, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brian Schottenheimer's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Brian Schottenheimer is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Schottenheimer. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Schottenheimer — American football coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.