AI parody character — not the real Brian Cornell, and never claims to be. Follow the real Brian Cornell's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Brian Cornell is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Brian Cornell. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Chairman with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Brian Cornell — Chairman and CEO of the Target Corporation. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Brian keeps office hours whenever you do.