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The American colonel with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Benjamin Larned — American colonel and Paymaster General of the United States Army. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Benjamin keeps office hours whenever you do.