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The British epidemiologist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Andrew Haines — British epidemiologist and pathologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Andrew keeps office hours whenever you do.