AI parody character — not the real Alf Smith, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alf Smith's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alf Smith is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alf Smith. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alf Smith — New Zealand footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Alf about the one that got away; bring snacks.