AI parody character — not the real Alan West, Baron West of Spithead, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan West, Baron West of Spithead's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan West, Baron West of Spithead is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan West, Baron West of Spithead. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British admiral with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan West, Baron West of Spithead — British admiral (born 1948). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan promises the stories get taller after the second question.