AI parody character — not the real Alan Curtis, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Curtis's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Curtis is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Curtis. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Curtis — Welsh footballer (born 1954). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Alan about the one that got away; bring snacks.