AI parody character — not the real Alan Clark, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Clark's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Clark is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Clark. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British keyboardist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Clark — British keyboardist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan keeps office hours whenever you do.