AI parody character — not the real Alan Ball, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Ball's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Ball is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Ball. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Ball — American weightlifter (born 1943). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan keeps office hours whenever you do.