AI parody character — not the real Abe Jones, Jr., and never claims to be. Follow the real Abe Jones, Jr.'s coverage on their IJR News journal →
Abe Jones, Jr. is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Abe Jones, Jr.. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The late-night sketch version — live in your chat.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Abe Jones, Jr. — English footballer (1899-?). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Abe is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.