Barstool’s Ohio Tate Shares Chaotic Airport Farewell Story with Coworker Mintzy After Weekend Trip

Ohio’s Tate

@OhioTate

This is my final tweet but I have to share. I got off the plane and went to get a coffee (2 hours of sleep and heading to the Gambling Cave stream). Left Mintzy in the dust. See ya Monday, buddy. So I’m waiting in line and a flight attendant comes up to me and goes, your boy is lost. I said what? He goes, I’ve been following along all weekend and Mintzy is over there talking to himself pacing back and forth. Sure enough, Mintzy comes waddling down the walkway, looking around, talking to himself. He’s about to walk right past when my heart kicks in and I say, Mintz are you okay? He looks befuddled and says where is our baggage claim? I say 34. He says he’ll wait for me. I said it’s really fine man, just head on home. He insists he waits. You gotta ask this flight attendant, it was crazy. He just kept dancing and singing to himself, talking about how nice last night was and he can’t get the music out of his head. Says I gotta trust him, he knows I don’t think going to the college house was the move, but he doesn’t see any way it could’ve worked out better. Plus he got to see his niece! Also has plans to text that girl from the game later this week. Why we didn’t go to The Library when she invited him? I’ll never know. Then he says, while we’re here, do you mind getting me a breakfast sandwich? Well he gets a breakfast sandwich and coffee, and now we’re stuck walking at a snails pace to baggage claim. Shockingly, our bags from Memphis had come and gone. So we had to go ask someone. He asks a non-English as a first language speaker who says “go to the baggage information desk by claim 30”. He goes, what? She repeats herself. I say Mintzy I got it. He goes, I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. So now I’m in line, get up there and give them my ticket. Mintzy goes, he and I are together. So now we’re a team. 10 min go by and the guy comes back with our bags. I say Mintzy I hate to do this but I’m going to the office and I gotta walk ahead and get my own Uber for this 30 minute drive. He understands. But not before we got 1 last suitcase roll up the stairs before saying goodbye. The end.