Dad Got A Very Unusual Prescription For His 2-Year-Old, Now Other Parents Are Asking For It Too
We've all been there...up all night and curled into a ball under the covers, because those scary monsters under the bed might nip off your big toe if you let it dangle too long. Whether you're a small tot or a big-kid-at-heart, we all need something a little bit magical to help us get a good night's sleep. Or at least give us enough time to jump-run to the bathroom before pole vaulting back into bed!
Prescription Strength Monster Spray
When his daughter Mya was so afraid of monsters that she couldn't get to sleep at night, this crafty dad from British Columbia got a prescription from the pharmacy to rid the room of the pesky creatures for good! Or at least make them drowsy enough so that animal control could take them away.
As you know, not all monsters are created equal. It looks like this specialty spray might only work on monsters with skewed eyeballs. Don't worry, those cross eyed buggers won't see you coming straight at them when you blast the trigger!
Don't let the cute ones fool you - they are the worst! Their friendly appearance and "harmless" toothy grin trick you into thinking you're safe. But just wait until your back is turned and the real teeth come out! Or don't. Be smart and nab them first!
Watch as the tables have turned and the monsters now fear the "terrible two" year old with a prescription strength elimination spray.
Monsters Are For All Ages
Whether you need to help soothe your kids or calm your own inner child, these sprays are a fun idea for getting rid of the annoying creatures in our lives. You can make your own special recipe or slap a new printable label on a can of Febreze. Keep one on your kid's bedside table, and maybe another one in your cubicle at work...just in case!